Transilvania

Region in central Romania, surrounded by the Carpathian mountains. This is the place where the whole Dracula myth started.

There will soon be opened a so called Dracula Park in Transilvania.

by Modjo J. January 1, 2004

transylvanian teabag

To have a friend suspend a male cadaver over your face, with their testicles resting on your eye sockets, while a friend squeezes/punches the body's abdomen, releasing anal mung into your awaiting mouth.

wow! billy and peter transylvanian teabagged my uncle in the park last tuesday.

by grape July 31, 2004

Transylvanian Thunderstorm

Farting in someone's face (thunder), biting them in the neck (lightning striking), then peeing on the wound and their face (the torrential rain).

Transylvanian Thunderstorm

"Oh my goodness!!! She said there was a Transylvanian Thunderstrom out at their ranch last night."

---"Wow!!! I'd pity her if I didn't know she fed off that kind of degredation! I wish my wife was like her!"

--------"Thunderstorm? That's funny, not a speck of rain here... arent they just down the road???

by streamofthoughts May 13, 2011

Transylvania Train Station

When four males have buttsex and its like the human centipede, but the guy at the very front is dressed as a vampire.

I heard that Eli, Marco, Toby, and Wade had a Transylvania Train Station at the party.

by EliReyes16 October 18, 2012

Transylvania Surprise

When fuckin a girl she bleeds for no damn reason.

Self-explanatory. If you don't get it you don't need to.

by Jake MacFarland September 10, 2005

The Fatass of Transilvania

1. A fat version of Dracula
2. Dracula with an eating disorder
3. A Fatass that lives in Transilvania with redicueously large man-boobs.

Oh, here comes the Fatass of Transilvania

by E.S. #13 July 28, 2010

transylvania

A small private university in lexington kentucky which only admits the best and brightest of the state. Though at times people don't think it's real or that it is located in Romania, it is a real college. Despite many jokes, the students don't sleep in coffins in the dorms and they don't drink blood from the cafeteria. They do however, drink lots of alcohol because it is the top greek school in the nation. The best sorority at Transylvania is Phi Mu. The students also are not transvestites like the one featured in the movie Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Bobby: Dude! I'm going to school at Transylvania!
Justin: Why are you going to Romania?

by phimufrat1248 April 17, 2011