tword

misspelling of towards

"The rock flew straight twords my face"

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Tord

So He's This Guy With a Red hoodie, And he's part of this thingy called The red Army, And he's Norwegian And.... very... Very Ho-

Never Look Up 'Tord' On google, the more you scroll, the more you regret your life.

by ProbablyATord February 28, 2017

Zero Twosday

A weekly holiday that celebrates Zero Two, one of the best and most amazing girls in anime.

Uncultured swine: "Hey today is Tuesday isn't it?"
Me, an intellectual: "Incorrect you imbecile, for today is Zero Twosday!"

by MathVideoGamesSoccerOLEINDIA July 30, 2019

Tord

A fictional character from the youtube series made by Edd Gould called "Eddsworld".
He has a red hoodie, horn-shaped caramel brown hair, dark grey pants, and black sneakers.
He also smokes and is the red leader. ( The leader of the red army.)
He hates another fellow character of Eddsworld called "Tom"

" Its me, Tord?"
"Tord, whats going on?"
"Hey Edd, thanks for holding on to this for me!"
"But, I thought we were... I thought we were friends."
"Huh, NO! What would I need friends for when I've got this? I'm unstoppable HAHAHAHAH"

by LunaStarWolf13 December 2, 2018

twoadin

Used to describe putting two fingers into a girl's ass.

I gave that bitch the hardest twoadin she's ever had.

by G Murda August 4, 2007

Tord

A sexy Norwegian, who had to change his name because of the internet.

Poor Tord, he doesn't deserve this pain.

by Sistersis July 17, 2016

Tord_Kitty

Someone who makes amazing cats on tiktok and makes peoples days better

"Hey dude did you see tord_kittys new cat I think it's really good"

by Roniter July 3, 2021