by Lil Scruffers August 23, 2008
Get the Two-face mug.A hideously ugly man who pretends to be straight but is definitely gay, and absolutely hopeless at hiding it.
Usually, a Two Face is an ugly arrogant male who acts as if he is God's gift to women.
When, after several hundred rejections, he realises that he is actually not attractive to the opposite gender. He secretly becomes aroused by other men, but panics and wishes to hide this fact from the general public. He visits gay bars at night, and acts generally like one straight person during the day and his gay counterpart at night.
Unfortunately, the Two Face is hopeless at keeping his secret, and constantly overdoes the straight act/lets gay things slip until all his friends want to pull him out the closet for him, and ram The Truth where the sun don't shine.
Usually, a Two Face is an ugly arrogant male who acts as if he is God's gift to women.
When, after several hundred rejections, he realises that he is actually not attractive to the opposite gender. He secretly becomes aroused by other men, but panics and wishes to hide this fact from the general public. He visits gay bars at night, and acts generally like one straight person during the day and his gay counterpart at night.
Unfortunately, the Two Face is hopeless at keeping his secret, and constantly overdoes the straight act/lets gay things slip until all his friends want to pull him out the closet for him, and ram The Truth where the sun don't shine.
E.g 1) Guy 1 - "Hey check out that that guy over there, he is so gay."
Guy 2 - "What, HIM? But he seems so straight!"
Guy 1 - "Uhuh, TOO straight. We saw him visiting the Manhole Bar saturday night."
Guy 2 - "Gah, what a Two Face!!!!!"
E.g 2) Girl - "Wanna come back to my place?"
Two Face Guy (loudly to friends) "Aw hell yeah bitch I'mma fuck yo ass yeahhhh I'm a playa bitch I LOVE THE COCK!"
*Bar goes silent, everyone stares*
Two Face Guy - "..I meant pussy, bitch..aheh.."
Guy 2 - "What, HIM? But he seems so straight!"
Guy 1 - "Uhuh, TOO straight. We saw him visiting the Manhole Bar saturday night."
Guy 2 - "Gah, what a Two Face!!!!!"
E.g 2) Girl - "Wanna come back to my place?"
Two Face Guy (loudly to friends) "Aw hell yeah bitch I'mma fuck yo ass yeahhhh I'm a playa bitch I LOVE THE COCK!"
*Bar goes silent, everyone stares*
Two Face Guy - "..I meant pussy, bitch..aheh.."
by Pozilla February 18, 2009
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When you finger a girl on her period and then finish on your hand, wiping it across one half of her face.
by Kitchen'sClosed October 30, 2008
Get the Two-Face mug.Two faces are insincere and deceitful. In business, this couldn't be a better trait to possess. The Two-Face is not hassled by promises, loyalty, or any other hindrance that would impede his ultimate goal of making a profit. Yet again, the Two-Face is someone who uses people as a means to and end. Once you have served your use you are nothing to him.
Jonathan is such a two face—I thought he actually wanted to date me, but he was just using me to get answers to the math homework!
by mama_jazz August 10, 2016
Get the two face mug.Two-Faced is another term of leaving a double life in a negative way. It is usually used when some is being fake like talking trash about their friend when they're not around but when they are, they don't act like this bu tare acting so nice and really cool when they're like snakes.
"Wow, Mickey said Riley's dress is kinda ugly but he can't be rude or he'd hurt her feelings. He is such a two-face"
by Natural Mika February 10, 2020
Get the Two-Face mug.Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of your partners face whilst screaming Batman references.
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Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I had to preform a Two Face on her.
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