twoincher

a small penis (specifically 2 inches in length).

pronounced twoin. cher.

Bubba has a twoincher!

by raunchyfart February 11, 2010

twinches

When you're so drunk you can't see two freackin' inches in front of your face.

Bernard drank way too much last night, he couldn't see twinches.

No more shots for me I can't call a cab with twinches.

Do not let me drink to the twinches, I have to work in the morning.

by Enid Eats Squid February 4, 2010

Twinchester

When you motorboat twins at the same time.

John - "So how'd it go with those twins last night?"

Scott - "I gave them a twinchester."

by estodd12 January 9, 2017

Twinchester

Having went home with twins after a night of heavy drinking at a classic English pub

Bill-"How'd you do last night?"
Chris-"Total Twinchester Dude!"

by Marky Mark Fa Sho May 28, 2008