two bagger

When you put a bag over a woman's head during sex plus one over yours in case hers comes off

Shes so ugly, shes definitely a two bagger

by Marcy R November 7, 2006

Two Bagger

A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I went out and ran 2 miles today, it’s I got a “two bagger” in today.

Graham: yo, JoJo, want to snag a two Bagger after work?
JoJo: yeah, I’ve been needing some exercise and I’ve got a half marathon coming up. Be good for me to bag a couple miles. .

by DCyouknowme March 15, 2022

two bagger

A girl with a hot body but such a hideous face that in order to do her you have to put two bags over her head - one to cover her face and the other one, in case the first one falls off.

From behind, she looked hot, but when she turned around and we saw her face, we realized she was total two bagger.

by Michelle Bbb June 20, 2006

two bagger

when you are having sex with a real ugly person and you need two bags, one for there head and one for yours incase there bag falls off

whow she's a two bagger

by hilly February 4, 2007

two bagger

A girl so skanky, that if you even considered having sex with her, you would "double up" or use two condoms.

Stephanie's body looks good despite the fact she's a crack whore . She's definitely a double bagger!

by Nhale420 May 16, 2005

two bagger

ugly girl

by ace August 3, 2003

Two bagger

You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was a two bagger."

by seemymick January 9, 2017