twizard

(noun) a derogatory term for a juggalo or nu metal fan.

The term directly comes from the modern juggalo being uneducated in the field of science (ie. understanding how magnets work). Without the proper understanding of modern science they still believe in "miracles" and "dark carnival magic".

synonymous with twizzy, twizzball and douchebag

I went to the mall to see a movie but there was a gaggle of twizards blocking the entrance.

by upstatebud June 29, 2010

Twizard

When you order something online and it gives you a "Special instructions" option and you fill it in with ' Please draw one magical wizard on shipping tube'.

Holy shit thats FTW. For the win and a fuckin' tube wizard.
Epic Twizard

by mechanizzm March 29, 2011

twizzaids

Twizzaids is the very contagious disease transmitted by contact with a Twizz. It is not serious, but may steal kidneys from unicorns in Candy Mountains.

Syd: Oh man, you've got twizzaids.

Kody: I have twizzaids. MLIA.

by Ace Wilson March 16, 2010

twizzardly

A tweet that is so masterfully composed in a manner, not existing in nature or subject to explanation according to natural law, wizardly...charming and MAGICAL!

Duncan Trussell comes to mind when describing twizzardly. He can disgust, enlighten, and be hilarious with precision and charm in 280 characters or less.

by The Bible Pimp June 3, 2019

tizzard

A wizard with autism (tizz). Usually refers to someone with no rizz or social skills but great ability to ship tech.

Steve Jobs was a real tizz whisperer when he harnessed Woz’s magical tizzard abilities to build the world’s most valuable company

by The new Nick D September 14, 2025

ben tizzard

By the order of the peaky blinders, the flat cap wearing Ben has dedicated his life to keeping Britain, british. Proper EDL geezer who hates foreigners and wants to suck Churchills decayed wood. Westgate legend

why did you dropkick that refugee, youre such a ben tizzard!

by buv69 May 23, 2022