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Twattle

A vagina-shaped neck wattle, most famously know to exist on the horrifying body of Donald Trump.
If Trump doesn't loosen his tie he's going to get a yeast infection in his twattle.
by WingardiumLoliosa April 23, 2018
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Twattle

Word used to describe labia on a vagina that is excessive and loosely dangling, so much so that it resembles a turkey’s wattle; Hence combining the terms “twat” and “wattle”. Similarly used terms include Arby’s (Roast Beef) and Laffy Taffy.
Damn bruh, that chic from the club last night was fine as hell but the coochie had way too much twattle! I wasn’t ready for Thanksgiving dinner but I had to throw some baby gravy on it!
by cAAliKKing November 26, 2020
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Twattled

The female act of Tea Bagging - the act of wrapping the vaginal lips around another person's nose
when I passed out at the party last night, instead of freezing my bra, I got Twattled!
by J DOWN** May 25, 2010
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Twattling

A word created to impress Kristine with how incredibly smart i am
Kristine awaiting my reply on facebook by twattling her thumbs
by Rixxiedieklxicei November 4, 2011
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twittle-twattle

Twittle-Twattle noun. tattle, gabble vulgar

Twattle
TWAT'TLE, verb intransitive To prate; to talk much and idly; to gabble; to chatter; as a twattling gossip.

TWAT'TLE, verb transitive To pet; to make much of. Local.
Thanks you twittle-twattler!! Why don't you go twittle on someone else you twattler
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Twittle Twattle

Look at how big her Twittle Twattle is!!
by masteraustin March 17, 2010
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twattle cot

n,adj- origination{English/dining hall} 1. is another word for "twelve o'clock." 2. this is what happens when someone says "what time is it?" and a moron hears "twattle cot" instead of "twelve o'clock." 3. is the cause of histerical laughing
by Wilke May 18, 2008
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