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turtle soup party 

When a bunch of boys get circumcised and they make soup.
My tabernacle is throwing a turtle soup party because lots of the boys are turning 13. Oy very.
turtle soup party by Thumb boble October 14, 2023

wet turtle soup 

Example: Stacie came to school with wet turtle soup.
wet turtle soup by Kochmaster December 10, 2013

Turtle Head Soup 

When a girl takes a shit into a man's mouth, the man then proceeds to vomit the shit on to her chest. The man then begins to titty fuck the girl and uses the soupy concoction as a sexual lubricant.
"Dude, I totally had the best turtle head soup last night"
Turtle Head Soup by Dick Bandicoot February 19, 2012

turtle head soup 

An act of intercourse where the phenomenon known as a turtle head occurs prior to insertion of the penis into the anus.
My girlfriend really had to shit so before she went to the bathroom I fed her some turtle head soup.
turtle head soup by Fonkey January 29, 2006