hillbilly turtle sex

adjective:
1. The act of having turtle sex, hillbilly style.

2. A sexual position with the male crouching and the woman laying face down under a coffee table with her waist lifted slightly off the ground, while the man holds a wiffle ball bat used to whack the woman over the head whenever she pops it out from the opposite side of the table.

"Man, she was ugly as shit but I was fresh out of bags, so we just had hillbilly turtle sex instead. It's the best kind of hate sex, too! It turns out a wiffle ball bat leaves no marks. She won't admit it after the fact, but I know she liked it."

by SirDeity August 29, 2011

Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with back packs on.

Hey wanna have ninja turtle sex?

What's that?

Sex while you're wearing back packs.

by Ninjes August 31, 2016

Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with backpacks on

let's have ninja turtle sex
great! I'll wear my new backpack

by DanKuren September 17, 2016

Ninja Turtle Sex

Sexual intercourse while wearing backpacks.

Hey Joe, do you want to have Ninja Turtle sex this weekend?

by BrookesKitten May 8, 2016

Turtle God of Sex

When you need to get laid or have other people support you in your chase for some booty . You shout out to the turtle God of sex, blast it wherever you can and try to get people to send you emojis of the turtle and sparkles . This increases your odds of having sex .

" I blasted out the Turtle God of sex all over HQ and my Snapchat "
"Good for you bro your odds of loosing your virginity just increased significantly !"

by fowlmouthedfeminist October 4, 2018

turtles having sex

a. A most beautiful thing, to be admired and worshiped.
b. Sarah Palin.

I got a DVD off that guy on the corner of MLK and 3rd, but it was just a video of turtles having sex.

by tothebloody March 28, 2009

Bobby the Sexy Turtle

A common nickname used for members of groups of mentally unstable Highschool students. (Bobby the sexy turtle is a name that means u be awesome. )They like to hide in Wallmarts and hate batteries. Exetremely smart (smarter than u anyways) And also exetremely dumb and delusional. SEXY TURTLE BOBS ARE A CRAZE SWEEPING THE MAYBE 10 PEOPLE WHO INVENTED IT. Enjoy. You are a sexy turtle, bye bobby.

Random lame guy- Who is that?
Random strange guy- That's Bobby the sexy turtle.
Bobby- YEAAA im awesomer than you guys because i am sexy and appreciate the fragile turtles.

by Bobby the sexy turtle and co. May 30, 2021