When the girl you are fuckin just wants to lay on her back while you stick your cock in her shell. She Will refuse to do any sort of work and rather just last there legs wide open and motionless. (Sometimes groaning like a turtle during mating *see youtube*)
"baby im tired you get on top and work it...noooo i jus wanna lay hereeeee" YOU HAVE A CLASSIC TURTLE FUCK ON YOUR HANDS
by bfica287 November 12, 2009
Get the Turtle Fuckmug. Two hard hats hitting, usually used in joke form with a new kid, or soft handed man, new to wearing a hard hat.
Joker: Dude, have you ever seen a turtle fuck?
Jokee: No, why?
Joker: Do you know what it sounds like?
Jokee: No, what?
Joker hits Jokee's hard hat with his own.
Jokee: No, why?
Joker: Do you know what it sounds like?
Jokee: No, what?
Joker hits Jokee's hard hat with his own.
by Odinsworn December 20, 2006
Get the turtle fuckmug. by Georgia Brott December 9, 2007
Get the turtle fuckmug. Usually reserved for jobs or activities that require hardhats. "Two turles fucking" is when a person takes off his/her hardhat and swiftly brings it down on top of another's hardhat still on other's head. It doesn't hurt like being cracked in the head, but it stings a bit and jars one's brain.
Worker: "Hey, ever heard two turtles fucking?"
New Guy: "No, what do they sound like?"
(Worker executes "two turtles fucking)
New Guy: "Owwww!"
New Guy: "No, what do they sound like?"
(Worker executes "two turtles fucking)
New Guy: "Owwww!"
by Pork King October 14, 2005
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