Turdulence

The rumbling in your stomach that you get when you are about to curl one out.
JP: Would you like another pint of Guiness mate?
WS: I'm 12 pints in mate and experiencing major Turdulence. I gotta drop these kids off first.
by Wayne T Scott July 17, 2008
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Turdulence

The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.

The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
Turdulence
The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.

The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
by Stubey 77 May 31, 2011
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Unexpected Turdulence

Encountering a surprise during anal sex, which causes the flight to become bumpy or possibly even necessitates an emergency landing...
It was the fuck of my lifetime until unexpected turdulence ended the evening.
by vonstrosity September 08, 2016
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Turdulence

I made it up from turbulence, replacing the b with a d. Therefore referring to a turd. In short it means bullshit.
I'm so sick of this turdulence!
by Conor May 30, 2004
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Turdulence

When I returned home for Christmas, the turdulence never ceased
by juzzyfuzzy December 29, 2024
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Turdulence

when your belly starts to rumble, signalling the onset of a poo or fart.
by tommymackstubator June 18, 2018
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Turdulence

When a person sitting nearby can feel the vibration of your fart.
"I didn't hear it, but I know you farted; I could feel the turdulence".
by stusic June 16, 2019
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