JP: Would you like another pint of Guiness mate?
WS: I'm 12 pints in mate and experiencing major Turdulence. I gotta drop these kids off first.
WS: I'm 12 pints in mate and experiencing major Turdulence. I gotta drop these kids off first.
by Wayne T Scott August 11, 2008
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The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.
The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.
The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
by Stubey 77 October 30, 2011
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by vonstrosity September 8, 2016
Get the Unexpected Turdulence mug.I made it up from turbulence, replacing the b with a d. Therefore referring to a turd. In short it means bullshit.
I'm so sick of this turdulence!
by Conor May 30, 2004
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As Sam walked behind a group of people, he suddenly hit some foul, shit smelling rough turdulence air
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Turdulence - I was walking down a grocery aisle and hit turdulent air. I couldn’t believe the smell.
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