Turdulence

The rumbling in your stomach that you get when you are about to curl one out.

JP: Would you like another pint of Guiness mate?
WS: I'm 12 pints in mate and experiencing major Turdulence. I gotta drop these kids off first.

by Wayne T Scott August 11, 2008

Turdulence

The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.

The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.

Turdulence
The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.

The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.

by Stubey 77 October 30, 2011

Unexpected Turdulence

Encountering a surprise during anal sex, which causes the flight to become bumpy or possibly even necessitates an emergency landing...

It was the fuck of my lifetime until unexpected turdulence ended the evening.

by vonstrosity September 8, 2016

Turdulence

I made it up from turbulence, replacing the b with a d. Therefore referring to a turd. In short it means bullshit.

I'm so sick of this turdulence!

by Conor May 30, 2004

Turdulence

When a person sitting nearby can feel the vibration of your fart.

"I didn't hear it, but I know you farted; I could feel the turdulence".

by stusic June 15, 2019

Turdulence

The process of gas passing over a chunk of shit while still in the intestine and expelled as a smelly fart and someone behind you walks into the crappy air.

As Sam walked behind a group of people, he suddenly hit some foul, shit smelling rough turdulence air

by JoeB Q-town January 19, 2024

Turdulence

The momentum of an uncomfortable scenario.

When I returned home for Christmas, the turdulence never ceased

by juzzyfuzzy December 29, 2024