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Tardtanic

A windowed van, typically a Ford E-Series, used for transporting groups of retarded people from location to location. Can be seen parked outside mall food courts, zoos, parks, and any other place tards congregate.
A Tardtanic just pulled up to the food court entrance at the mall.
by xXXXXXXXXx March 26, 2020
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turdtastic

Turdtastic is when you poop the biggest turd ever, its so big that it breeches the toilet water & you feel the need to take a picture, its turdtastic!
Vickie had been pinching cheeks when she left the court house, when she made it to her toilet she let loose. As she stood up to wipe, she couldn't believe her eyes! Her poop had looped around the toilet 3 times and was sticking up out of the water a good 2 inches! As she wiped her butt she said to herself, "that poop was Turdtastic".
by Shucky Kunt April 19, 2021
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Turtastic

The feeling of wanting to sarcasiticly praise a goat.
Im feeling turtastic today
by Freshie June 3, 2018
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