[Turd sandwich]

Something in a deceptively inviting packaging that on closer inspection sickens you.

Oh man, this radio station blows! They play the intro of every good song then they proceed to play some shitty generic rock no-one would've tuned in for. This is Radio Turd Sandwich.

by Ikeaboy January 21, 2015

Turd Sandwich

A piece of shit between 2 pieces of bread with the exeption of lettece and tomatoes or a light sperm sauce

i ate a turd sandwich last week in was a vegans turd so it was a light baby green

by B R O September 1, 2008

Turd Sandwiches

An exclamation that is more kid friendly and used to replace the more vulgar slang terms when something does not go the way it was planned.

A jar of pickles falls on your toe, "turd sandwiches that hurt!!!!"

by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009

fried turd sandwich

A lying, crooked...sleaze-ball individual.

He is regarded as a sleaze-ball and a liar. He is a straight-up fried turd sandwich! A real piece of work!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 22, 2023

Minnesotan Turd Sandwich

When you have either two smaller shit logs or one large mf cut in half placed between two slices of Wonderbread, you then proceeded to jimmy your shaft through the turd sandwich like American Pie.

“I’m going to take a break and go enjoy a Minnesotan Turd Sandwich”
“Mts”

by ScootyPuffSr. January 24, 2021

Turd sandwich

I person that ids being a jerk or is being lame

you being a turd sandwich

by Moosekaper April 11, 2022

turd sandwich

Implementing Agile as a project management tool. Specifically, the difficult and doubtful successful outcome to implementing an overly ambitious and unnecessarily complicated management plan.

The attempt to boostrap Agile in the middle of development is a real turd sandwich.

by Nope nope nope. May 5, 2020