Turdballs

Black jeans, generally a size tighter than they should be, which announce to anyone in the vicinity of the wearer exactly the type of scumbag they should expect to be dealing with in the immediate future. These white trash denim slacks are perfect for any important trailer park event including, but not limited to, weddings, funerals, fresh back from a 4 year bid upstate welcome home parties, and of course, standing around a smoker for hours on end cooking a meal that could have been done in 15min on a grill. Always accessorize with a snake skin belt, cross trainer sneakers, and ideally a Vegas Jacket in order to look fresh to death while cruising on your bird scooter with your ride or die crew.

PD Dave: Hey man, are you ready to go yet?

Big Creepy: Just need to strap on my Turdballs and I will be ready to get beaver hunting!

by Falcon Thunder Fist November 2, 2022

turdball

A person who is not very nice to other people.

That guy over there is such a turdball! All he ever does is insult people. Someone should just punch him!

by funny fellas January 15, 2014

Turdball

A complete and utter shit-face

Seth was being a total turdball when he spilled hot chocolate on my laptop

by trinity_girl November 21, 2014

Turdball

A game in which 4-6 players play a game of pool volleyball with a brown beach ball

My friends and I are going to go play turdball.

by FrannyGranny June 10, 2019

Turdball

A game in which four-six players play a game like pool volleyball. Instead of a regular volleyball or a blowup volleyball they use a brown blowup Beachball

Friends and I are going to go play turdball.

by FrannyGranny June 10, 2019