tuna can

A penis that is wider than it is long.

"Did you hear? Marcy went home with Josh last night!"
"I heard he's got a real tuna can."
"Yeah, she's not going to walk the same ever again."

by aidan64 May 11, 2008

tuna can

a woman's private parts

Why you being such a bitch, you got sand in your tuna can or something?

by papoose24 November 08, 2010

tuna can

a penis that is wider than it is long ...often referred to as chink dick

Damn Timmy has a tuna can in his pants

by Can Opener Man June 03, 2004

tuna can

see chode

by Turbotom March 26, 2003

tuna can

another term for a chode

Billy is a cock-sucker with a specialty for tuna cans.

by SuperMoraceo April 13, 2005

tuna can

a girl that smells just like tuna when you open her up thus the smell of a just opend can o tuna she may also have the same properties of tuna (falling apart in your mouth)

dude that chick opend her legs in class and she smelt like a just opend tuna can

by D-rikk October 22, 2009

tuna can

A derogatory term used to describe the shape of a penis that is wider than it is long.

"Hey Lamont, having a hard time getting action with that Tuna Can? No pun intended." Laughter ensues.

by LamontLambda April 17, 2014