A tuumba is a weird monkey. Some days they are under your bed and some days they are in your attic. This mysterious monkey is quite rare to find, but is generally located in Canada. They are very fluffy and some are kept as pets. They are nocturnal, and at night they enjoy monkeying around and annoying everyone who is sleeping. It is estimated this species of monkeys may go extinct by 2030 because of the amount dying every year due to angry people trying to sleep.
Friend: Dude, i couldn't sleep last night because of that annoying Tuumba that was outside my house
Me: Wow, that must have been a lot to go through.
Me: Wow, that must have been a lot to go through.
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A food dish consisted of a duck stuffed into a chicken, and that chicken stuffed into a turkey and cooked.
by TUCKR January 11, 2009
Get the Tudurken mug.The adjective given to a group of three friendly individuals in a non-academic high school class. The tulumptuous trio features two good friends and a third "casual" friend who is rarely associated with outside of the classroom.
The trio is ideal for laughing at the pointlessness of the class. There is also the little known "fourth man" who sits slightly in front of the tulumptuous trio and adds occasional funny comments at the discretion of the tulumptuous trio.
The trio is ideal for laughing at the pointlessness of the class. There is also the little known "fourth man" who sits slightly in front of the tulumptuous trio and adds occasional funny comments at the discretion of the tulumptuous trio.
Good Friend #1: Yo man, this health class sucks. No one even uses female condoms.
Good Friend #2: Yeah. Glad we have a tulumptuous trio going on. Yo, would you bang the teacher?
"Friend" #3: Dude, I would not.
Fourth Man: (smiles)
Good Friend #2: Yeah. Glad we have a tulumptuous trio going on. Yo, would you bang the teacher?
"Friend" #3: Dude, I would not.
Fourth Man: (smiles)
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Friend: You should have paid earlier!
Friend: You should have paid earlier!
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from the verb: tubdump, made the rounds through out the rock poster message boards
from the verb: tubdump, made the rounds through out the rock poster message boards
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