1)A North Korean long range missile ICBM that was tested on July 5, 2006 and failed 40 seconds after launch, landing prematurely in the Sea of Japan, 200 miles west of Japan.Taepodong-2 is the successor to Taepodong-1.In common usage simply saying Taepodong will do. Easiest western pronunciation would be:Tay-poe-dong.Now can denote a premature failure of any new product.2)More relevantly, since July 5,2006 the word Taepodong can now also be used as another term for premature ejaculation.This is expected to be the new term in popular culture. Can be also be used as a verb: Taepodonged.3) Fast food outlet that can prepare cuisine faster than any other "fast food company”. CAUTION: never use in or in reference to North Korea or a person from there, as they are very sensitive about this matter, please show some cultural respect.
1)"The Taepodong-2 missle launch was a failure, a real flop."
"Our new detergent that only gets out elephant dung stains isn't going over too well in Alaska, it's a Taepodong".
2)"In bed that guy lasted as long as a Taepodong."
"Don't try to have sex with him Kimmy, he's a regular Taepodong.
"oh, crap, she was so hot that I Taepodonged, and she threw me out."
3)"First I Taepodonged with my new date and was so depressed that I had to eat, so I went to a Taepodong and got a half cooked wiener in 40 seconds."
"Our new detergent that only gets out elephant dung stains isn't going over too well in Alaska, it's a Taepodong".
2)"In bed that guy lasted as long as a Taepodong."
"Don't try to have sex with him Kimmy, he's a regular Taepodong.
"oh, crap, she was so hot that I Taepodonged, and she threw me out."
3)"First I Taepodonged with my new date and was so depressed that I had to eat, so I went to a Taepodong and got a half cooked wiener in 40 seconds."
by entmologist September 6, 2008
Get the Taepodong mug.Tseion, relating to the Hebrew word Tzion, means "Heaven on Earth." Tseion's are mostly Habesha (Ethiopian), with strict ties to the Habeshan culture, and are usually very spiritual or religious. Tseion's are very beautiful and they know it. Tseion's are quite accustomed to receiving compliments about their beauty. Tseion's have such dark, ebony eyes that provide uniformity with the complexion of her skin. They are quite often people pleasers, but once you get to know them, they often have quite an attitude. If you ever get a chance to dance with a Tseion, do it. With legs like the Eiffel Tower, and an ass to remember, it can bring any man to their knees for the are "Heaven on Earth."
"Dude, did you dance with that Tseion chick last night?" "Hell yeah, that ass left my dick with side-effects."
"I heard you went on a date with Tseion. Did you hit that?" "Yeah, that pussy soo tight, damn."
"Tseion is my Ethiopian princess."
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"Tseion is my Ethiopian princess."
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Get the Tseion mug.A Greek distilled alcoholic beverage, more precisely a pomace brandy that will totally fuck you up and make you sleep with fugly chicks.
Steve: Whoa dude, how the fuck did you manage to bone that fugly chick, you must have had a strong stomach!
Jim: Nah man, just a fuck load of Tsipouro!
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Get the ThePotatoChurner mug.Tsebo is one amazing person, the word is often used to describe a female.
She is loyal, trustworthy and likes to party with her friends.
She is also usually seen with an Aneske, walking to class, getting good grades and eating pies at the SS.
A "Tsebo" is always there for a friend and gives many compliments.
She is loyal, trustworthy and likes to party with her friends.
She is also usually seen with an Aneske, walking to class, getting good grades and eating pies at the SS.
A "Tsebo" is always there for a friend and gives many compliments.
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Telana: "You should get yourself a Tsebo."
Telana: "You should get yourself a Tsebo."
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hi , tsephania how was your summer
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