Truehead

Someone who is into the "right stuff". A connoisseur. Or faithful to something that gained respect during it's lifetime.

A truehead would prefer a good old Wu-Tang Clan album to that new school stuff.

by Wicked Massive January 25, 2011

love truncheon

Love Truncheon: the glans penis

He had a love truncheon the size of a donkey.
Q. How could someone with a bonce like yours get to root her?
A. Once I unleashed the love truncheon she knew she couldn't resist.

by Coitdog October 21, 2005

a beating from the love truncheon

to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.

Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.

by S Hussein April 3, 2003

Truche'

It's a cross between Touche' and True.

Instead of saying "true true" when you get moded.
or

Instead of saying "Touche'" when you get corrected.

Me: Hurry up Jen
Jen: Suck my ****
Me: You don't have a ****
Jen: It's bigger than yours
Me: I was gonna tell you a joke about my penis but it's too long
Jen: I was gonna tell you a joke about my vagina but you won't get it.
Me: ...dang, Truche'

by thisischani March 13, 2011

Composite Truncheon

A truncheon made from a composite materials or an erection.
Wood is a composite material.

I said to the girl in the bar the other night, have you seen my composite truncheon? She looked at me, and I said cos I've got wood!

I swear that smokin chick was checking out my composite truncheon!

by Svenagain March 6, 2010

Truncheon

A gentlemen's erect love muscle

Gary teased Sharon with his twitching truncheon before slipping it in, much to Sharons delight

by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012

love truncheon

another word for dick

slap a girl across the face with your love truncheon

by suffolk strangler January 1, 2007