One of the funniest movies made by broken lizard productions.Vermont highway patrol does this far'fetched crazy shit
super troopers lines
guy2:"what if you owned the beach."
guy1:" You dont own the beach man."
guy2:"like if you own the beach do you own like the sand and the water?"
guy3(taking a hit of weed):"no man nobody ownes the water its,its gods water"
guy3:"What if a naked girl breaks her leg on your beach,she can sue mee...SUE ME SUE ME!"
(guy3 eats $100 of weed and $30 worth of shrooms)
(they get pulled over by highway patrol)
Thorny:"license and registration"
guy1:"officer i..."
Thorny:"licesnse and registration please"
(guy1 hands thorny the license and registration)
Thorny:"you know how fast you were going"
guy1:"what?"
Rabbit:"how fast you were going"
guy1:"uh...ssixty-five?"
Thorny:"sixty-three"
guy1:"but officer isnt the speed limit sixty-five?"
Thorny:"Yeah... it is"
guy3(tripping):" candybars"
Thorny:" you boys know why i pulled you over,littering"
(showing them the bag of weed they threw out the window)
guy2:"what if you owned the beach."
guy1:" You dont own the beach man."
guy2:"like if you own the beach do you own like the sand and the water?"
guy3(taking a hit of weed):"no man nobody ownes the water its,its gods water"
guy3:"What if a naked girl breaks her leg on your beach,she can sue mee...SUE ME SUE ME!"
(guy3 eats $100 of weed and $30 worth of shrooms)
(they get pulled over by highway patrol)
Thorny:"license and registration"
guy1:"officer i..."
Thorny:"licesnse and registration please"
(guy1 hands thorny the license and registration)
Thorny:"you know how fast you were going"
guy1:"what?"
Rabbit:"how fast you were going"
guy1:"uh...ssixty-five?"
Thorny:"sixty-three"
guy1:"but officer isnt the speed limit sixty-five?"
Thorny:"Yeah... it is"
guy3(tripping):" candybars"
Thorny:" you boys know why i pulled you over,littering"
(showing them the bag of weed they threw out the window)
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After three guys smoke weed in their car and discuss owning a beach resort. Officers pull them over;
Officer approaches car: Liscense and registration
Guy1: Officer I know that-
Officer: Lisence and registration please
*guy gives him the liscense*
Officer: Do you know how fast you were going?
Guy: s..s..sixty five?
Officer: Sixty three
Guy: Officer isnt the speed limit sixty five?
Officer: Yeah. It is. *pause* Where are you boys headed?
Guy:... Canada, we are going over the border for some burgers and gravy sir. Protein.
Officer: Canda huh? Almost made it.
*Third guy in the back mades a fanny sound. Officer looks at him and turns back to guy number 1*
Officer: Are you ok?
Guy: Yeah, sure.
Officer: Yes sir?
Guy: Yes sir.
Officer: But did you say 'yes sir'?
Second officer: I think he said 'yeah, sure'
Guy: Well I said yeah sure (mumbles) what-I- I literally what I said was 'yeah sure', sir.
Officer: So you are okay then right?
Guy:: *in a fearful voice* Yes sir.
After three guys smoke weed in their car and discuss owning a beach resort. Officers pull them over;
Officer approaches car: Liscense and registration
Guy1: Officer I know that-
Officer: Lisence and registration please
*guy gives him the liscense*
Officer: Do you know how fast you were going?
Guy: s..s..sixty five?
Officer: Sixty three
Guy: Officer isnt the speed limit sixty five?
Officer: Yeah. It is. *pause* Where are you boys headed?
Guy:... Canada, we are going over the border for some burgers and gravy sir. Protein.
Officer: Canda huh? Almost made it.
*Third guy in the back mades a fanny sound. Officer looks at him and turns back to guy number 1*
Officer: Are you ok?
Guy: Yeah, sure.
Officer: Yes sir?
Guy: Yes sir.
Officer: But did you say 'yes sir'?
Second officer: I think he said 'yeah, sure'
Guy: Well I said yeah sure (mumbles) what-I- I literally what I said was 'yeah sure', sir.
Officer: So you are okay then right?
Guy:: *in a fearful voice* Yes sir.
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