by Trisc April 23, 2018
Get the Triscuit mug.When your dog is misbehaving, you yell "it's a dick triscuit over here" and promptly place your balls on your dogs eyes. You must quickly remove the testes before the dog notices.
Ben: Your dogs bein' a bitch.
Nick: It's a dick triscuit over here.
Josh: Now you see me, now you don't.
Nick: It's a dick triscuit over here.
Josh: Now you see me, now you don't.
by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008
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Julie's such a Triscuit Pumper. After burning a bowl she got the munchies and starting humping the box.
by PumpMonkey July 29, 2011
Get the Triscuit Pumper mug.Engaging in dangerous acts for the soul reason of consuming a salty, wheat-based cracker. Also slang for taking extreme risks for little reward.
Running in front of an oncoming freight train just to get a quarter on the other side of the tracks. "Dude, there's a train coming what are you doing?" Response: "I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit!"
Also, "They're out of Cheez-its! I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit."
Also, "They're out of Cheez-its! I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit."
by Ghetto Wordsmith June 14, 2014
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originated by Ourlow and Sayurah
originated by Ourlow and Sayurah
by "Mr. K" November 3, 2009
Get the Triscuits mug.by The White Hat April 12, 2003
Get the Triscuit mug.A slang term referring to a particularly "square cracker." "Square" to mean their activities and social behaviors are stereotypical for caucasians and "cracker" being used in the same way as the slang term for a white person used commonly. Triscuits play everything by the book and are portrayed rather accurately by Dave Chappelle in his impressions of white people.
The new country club claims to have a diverse membership but when I set foot in the dining room it was practically a triscuit convention.
by bsmdm March 25, 2009
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