trowling

trowling - squatting above a person's face promoting presentation of one's genitalia in attempt to "bait," or entice, the person with one's male genitalia or one's loose female external genitalia

trowl (verb) - archaic form of troll - to entice fish with bait

"This is called 'trowling'. Unusual? Undoubtedly. Unsanitary? Oh heck yeah. But! It's the kind of compromise that keeps a marriage healthy. Any questions?" - Cherri Wolf, Stangers with Candy (season 2, episode 7)

by Bitch You Heard It!!! November 16, 2013

chick trailing

When bored, follow the route of hot chicks in a club.
Walk to a hottie, check her out and if no succes; look for the next girl to hit on. Continue till mission accomplished...

Make it look like you are on your way to something else and coincidentally run into her.
Don't follow same paths or make circles; it will look desperate.

"Dude, I didn't see you all night last night"
"True. I was chick trailing"

"I was soo bored, I was chick trailing all night."
"And did you manage to finish the trail?"
"Yep, I made out with this really hot chick."
"Sweet..."

by Super-K September 28, 2009

monkey trailing

the act of leaving behind a trail of toxic nerve gas emmited from ones bunghole.

I didn't warn my grandma i was monkey trailing, so when she caught a wiff she checked her Depends.

by BXplicit December 9, 2008

trailing green

To fart. In the old Pepe LePew cartoons, his stench was symbolized by a green trail coming from his backside. When you pass gas, you are trailing green.

"Guys...we need to leave the room. I'm trailing green."

by Fatty B December 10, 2006

Trailing

Slang for smoking the prescription drug Oxycontin. The drug is smoked by splitting up the pill, usually in fourths, then placing a piece on foil. The pill is then slid slowing down the foil while following it underneath with a lighter. The smoke or gas released is then sucked up with some sort of straw. A black trail is left on the foil where the drug was being lit hence the name "trailing."

"Lets go trail some oxy brah."

"We're trailing the rest of that bottle tonight."

by SilentJ3737 July 9, 2009

Snail Trailing

When a woman where's no underwear. Referring to the silver "snail trail" she will leave on places she sits.

"The boys are in for a treat tonight, I'm snail trailing!"

by DJ-Chuckles November 6, 2009

trailing expert

- a loquacious pundit turned talking head that details how inevitable the event was after the event occurs, usually with hindsight bias.

- retroactive forecaster

The collapse of Lehman Brothers brought out the Trailing Experts and their told-you-so punditry.

Cable networks fill their voids with Trailing Experts seemingly spawned by the woodwork as after-the-fact Cassandras.

by koolmeme January 27, 2010