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snail trails

Female is on males face and slides down to mount him leaving a "snail trails" on his chest!
by BLOODBATHBOB January 7, 2009
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Porn Trails

Random dirty words put after the title of a porn video on a p2p program, so that it will be detected by more searches.
Damn porn trails! I get this same video no matter what I search for!

"Hot asian sucks cock--- cunt suck threesome foursome gangbang gay lesbian straight femdom goth teenie licks balls rimjob assfuck farting crapping cumming bukkake rough fuck incest xxx granny milf baby beastiality fucking through hole in wall electrocution tit fuck.mpeg"
by bexposito December 12, 2005
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rabbit trails

A city-dwellers belittling or irritated reference to the suburbs, especially suburbs far from the urban locations which are well-known to the city dweller. To get out to the rabbit trails usually requires a lot of driving, or will make the city dweller get home late, or are likely to cause the city-dweller to get lost. Also referred to as "mother fuckin' rabbit trails". Specifically, I heard this used by an ancient blues musician who hated to drive far away from his home on the South Side of Chicago, but who needed the money.
I played this gig way out in the mother fuckin' rabbit trails, and I got lost on the way out there and I didn't get home until four in the morning.
by Nikron Ptolemides July 22, 2006
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Stink Trails

When someone leaves behind the smell of shit on whatever they sit on.
Ben: Yo, smell Ted's seat.

Jack: Ok..(smells Ted's seat) oh man! It smells like shit!!

Ben: Yea, he leaves stink trails.

OR

Jack: Where is Ted?

Ben: I dunno, let's sniff around and see if we can track him down since he leaves stink trails.
by gpc March 11, 2008
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Pixie trails

Pouring pixie stick candy onto one's body and having another lick it up, much like a candy body shot.
We spent the night doing pixie trails and now I'm all sticky.
by Videovamp March 15, 2008
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fem-trails

The scent trail that a woman leaves behind when she walks past you.
tony- what the hell is that smell??
milenkovitch- i think it is that lady that just walked by.....
tony- holey shit those are some nasty FEM-TRAILS!!!!
milenkovitch- yes and just like chem-trails they are destroying my mind and make me want to sex sex sex!!!
by milenkovitch October 19, 2009
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Poofter Trails

A dirt trail with minimal elevation ridden buy mountain bikers generally containing small undulations and uncomplicated obstacles.

This type of trail seriously impacts one’s progression and is only ridden at 5.30 am in the dark for fitness by supreme riders who have time constraints. The other 99% consider these types of trails fun and exhilarating and a good proving ground for their e-bike or 15k custom build on finance.

Trails that are ridden by poofters.
"Mate did you want to go and hit up that new local track" "fuck riding those poofter trails"
by Pricky-Price June 24, 2020
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