Traffuck

Extremely bad and frustrating traffic congestion.

Damn! Traffuck is so bad, I'm going to be so late!

by Crippy Dented November 19, 2010

Traffucked

to be fucked by horrible traffic.

Christina was TRAFFUCKED this morning because of the overturned big rig on the 60 freeway.

by KroqnGirl July 23, 2009

Traffuck

Also known as rush hour traffic. Especially in DC Metro

Man, dude, I'm in traffuck

by rollmybluntbitch August 19, 2016

Traffuck

When you are stuck in the worst traffic ever - you're stuck in Traffuck!

Why didn't you make it into work on time?

I was stuck in Traffuck!!

by Cookies 4 cuddlez lol April 13, 2016

traffucked

The situation of sitting in traffic, not being able to move forward, sideways or backwards, knowing you have to be somewhere.

"Honey, I'm gonna be late, I am so traffucked right now."

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz January 28, 2018

Traffucker

Careless drivers on the road who make poor judgements behind the wheel that put others at risk of endangerment, ultimately pissing people off and causing them to be hated or flipped the bird.

Did you see that stupid traffucker?!! They almost just caused a pile up!

by Catirandafly January 7, 2017

traffuck

getting it on while stuck is traffic

Man: Oh damn, they're traffucking while we're sitting here.
Girl: I wish we could traffuck.

by awksaucebroski February 23, 2011