Colorado Tour Bus

A reference to a penis that's been inside of a lot of people, in the sense that a tour bus goes everywhere - this person's dick has been everywhere

It is not uncommon to hear of an STD-infested Colorado Tour Bus

Do you ever wonder who has a colorado tour bus?

by GasMaskOverdrive December 8, 2017

Tijuana tour bus

Having sex with a girl using all of her holes, starting in the vagina, moving to anal, and finishing with oral and likely ending with hepatitis A.

Me and Joey pulled the Tijuana tour bus and that hoe. Tijuanatourbus is my favorite way to take a load

by Clownfromptown December 30, 2018

tourbaskeep

A tourbaskeep is a man/woman who’s name is Gary and has a below average genitalia and can’t use it due to old age.

That damn tourbaskeep keeps banging his cock off my door knob

by Garysman May 19, 2023

korean tour bus

Also known as: 1 in the pink, 19 in the stink. Placing the the thumb of one hand in a woman's vagina, and the four other fingers, along with all the fingers of the other hand and all the toes in the anus. Named for its similarity to a tour bus full of Koreans, with one driver and a whole bunch of Koreans packed into the back.

Judy: Wow, my asshole is really hurting today.
Nancy: Why?
Judy: Joe and I tried the Korean Tour Bus last night.

by Bmoney43 July 6, 2016

Chicago Tour Bus

When two men stand facing each other, and place their dicks side by side. Then one of the men jerks both dicks off in one hand.

Man, last night I had a dream where I walked in on Bob doing the Chicago Tour Bus with Mike.

by Chronic Block May 8, 2018

Irish tour bus

An alcoholic activity where the consumer drinks 3 shots of whiskey followed by a pint of guiness or an irish carbomb.

Can be considered a more extreme version of the irish carbomb.

Last night I got ridiculously wasted, I pre-gamed at Amanda's before hitting the bars and then did an irish tour bus at midnight...then I stole 10 traffic cones.

by danrew July 11, 2009

Tour Bus

Like the mini van (two in the pink, a fist in the skink), it is when you stick two fingers in the vagina & two fists up the ass because like a tour bus, it fits two in the front & around ten in the back

Dude, my gf is so kinky! Last night she let me tour bus her for like 20 minutes!

by ASAINatYOURdoor August 14, 2017