toss pot

rinoreece123, a bloke that reckons he's the shit even tho he's a (toss pot)

God you're a toss pot mate

by ol mate diggle May 30, 2024

Tazmainian Toss Pot

Someone who is a mentally challenged, a wanker,arse wipe, etc, etc

You fucking Tazmainian Toss Pot

by QPod December 16, 2003

muddy potato toss

While in the act of anal intercourse, the penis slips out alowing a small compact piece of feces to slide out of the rectum and onto the floor. The male in this situation would then toss that muddy potato to an unknown undisclosed location

Doug tossed that muddy potato behind sharrons bed like it was never there and kept on gettin it. This is known as the muddy potato toss.

by Potato scooper November 4, 2013

Mumbai potato toss

The sexual act of making a man ejaculate by only fondelling his balls

She gave me a Mumbai potato toss last night. She didn’t even touch my shaft and I jizzed

by Wheels127 February 19, 2022

Tosspot

Originally a word for someone who is a drunkard, over-fond of ale, of tossing the pot of ale back.

Earliest example of this known is in 16th century Elizabethan English,
Shakespeare's play "Twelfth Night", has the word in the closing part of the play, in Feste's song.

Nice to see it's still used, even if the meaning could be slightly different.

"But when I came unto my beds,
With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
With toss-pots still had drunken heads,
For the rain it raineth every day."

That Kevin is an effin tosspot, pissed out of his head again.

by jack10pen January 1, 2009

tosspottery

Can be defined as an act of folly by an individual or group; exuding a negative yet humorous quality such as: self-indulgence, delusions of grandeur, blind stupidity, beaurocracy, incompetence etc.

Putting on his 'Lighthouse Family' album to get the party started was an act of sheer tosspottery.

by jimenycricket April 4, 2010

tosspot

fool

you fucking tosspot, look what you've gone and done!

by Phillip Jackson May 23, 2002