Torta

A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.

Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.

Friend: Who’s?

Me: La torta in the red.

Friend: Chale güey.

by anonymous June 28, 2021

torta

Another word for "pussy"

Quieres ver mi torta caliente y jugosa?

by pleasurezonelatina September 8, 2003

torta

a person thats always eating and never seams to get full

boy-"i want a sandwich"
girl-"wtf? didnt you just eat!"
boy-"so?"
girl-"your a freakin torta you know that!"

by BaBeLocs August 19, 2008

torta

Spanish slang for a female's vagina.

Jenny let me eat her torta last night.

by bigRich January 12, 2005

torta

Monica Lewinsky

I'll tapitytaptap that Lewinsky torta.

by DJ LATIN September 10, 2003

torta

Over weight girl looking for BIGSCOTTY at a car show.

Last time I saw BIGSCOTTY he went around the corner to holla at some torta.

by ogcaddy September 15, 2003

Torta

Filipino slang: Sexual intercourse; to fuck; to screw;

will fuck - Totortahin
is fucking - Tumutorta
was fucked - Tinorta

I want a good TORTA tonight.

"Totortahin kita!" - i will fuck you!
"Tumutorta si Paulo" - Paulo is busy fucking

by Torta Surf Crew October 3, 2009