Beat up torta

Refers to a female that shows up to the bar with a crapton of make-up on, usually with a halter top and ready to hook up with any guy around. Usually has the female version of a wingman around in case the freaky deaky happens.

Man, look at those beat up tortas ready for action. We don't even have to buy them a drink.

Beat up torta by DoctorFeelgood April 28, 2009

Tortsneezer 

One who infects another with a cold, flu, or other communicable illness.

The law should have a remedy against a tortsneezer who, either negligently or recklessly, infects another with his illness.

Tortsneezer by Gartholomew February 18, 2011

Tortatious 

When something someone did may be wrong, or wronging of others... Refer to "Torty"

Man, did you see Josh tyree going on about UK beating Louisville?! He was being soooooo Tortatious!

Tortatious by Shawn D Dawg February 3, 2012

totas 

A slang word in Dominican Spanish for a "vagina"

Bro, did you go down on her? Yeah, she had me eat her totas.

totas by THeMANSTAR August 28, 2019

torta smashing 

a man who enjoys having sex with a fat chic.

"dude a cant believe brandon has been torta smashing all week; there wont be any snacks left in the house!!"

torta smashing by dbginyu April 27, 2010

big torta 

a fatass, usually an outta shape mexican foo

wuddup, big torta?

big torta by coco higgins January 5, 2015

Toetastic 

A fantastic toe

Of happy toe origin

It would be so toetastic if you would paint your toenails

Toetastic by Tooooeeeereater July 20, 2023