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Ovarion Torsion

The female version of a Testicular Torsion
Typically not as dangerous but still very painful

A condition occurring when the ovary or fallopian tubes twist on the tissues that support them.
Surgery is the only way to treat it
Females might undergoe Ovarion Torsion due to having a cyst on the ovary
by tacowithpeanutbutter11 January 29, 2023
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testicular torsion

The result of twisting your testicle sack over and over and letting it spin back into place. Often extremely painful.
Tohn: Man, I don't feel so good
Jom: Why's that?
Tohn: I just got testicular torsion. I may never have children.
by AbsoluteBuffoonery May 26, 2021
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Exodius neckular torsion

When you go to see a concert of the metal band Exodus and during the final song, you get choked out by a 50-year-old lady. You are not sure if she's trying to have fun or kill you.
"I suffered an exodius neckular torsion at the show last night. My neck is now quite sore"
by Yaplordgigachin December 11, 2024
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Tentacle Testicular Torsion

A gruesome act where you pay for an octopus you've ordered to eat at an Asian restaurant, and instead decide to undress publicly, allowing the octopus to grip your balls with its tentacle and twist them until they turn purple and blue from lack of blood flow, while also having tentacles attached inside your ass. This is followed by a crowd chanting "Triple T, Triple T, Triple T!" as your balls are ripped off by the octopus, like a game of tether ball where the rope snaps, leaving them hanging only by the tentacles in your ass. Then you proceed to rip the octopus off yourself by swinging your body so fast that the octopus splats against the wall, leaving an ink mark and your two balls. This is finally followed by everyone shouting at once: "Bullseye!!"
Thomas never expected to receive a tentacle testicular torsion!

Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!
by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025
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Testicular Torsion

The torture used by the tiny people living in your balls that they execute your testicle and twist it.
"Yo Kyle! Did the tiny men give you Testicular Torsion yet?"
"Nah. What about you David?"
"Yeah, hurt like getting rejected by the 6'1 emo goth mommy we saw earlier!"
by Fellow Jigaboo Hater May 11, 2024
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testicular torsion

SpongeBob: "Hey Patrick, what do you know about testicular torsion?"
Me: "NOOOO-"
by 7568ino March 8, 2024
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