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Topple Charted

To add an exceptionally well deserved exclamation to any sentence.
by B Kackes March 3, 2009
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Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

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a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.
by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010
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Topped

1. Sexual - the act of one who is a bottom or versatile being fucked anally, with a penis or pegged with a strap-on dildo.

2. BDSM - the experience of being submissive... being turned into a bottom.

3. Verb - used in past tense to describe a completion of an act or experience.
1. He got topped the other night bi a well-hung bull.

2. When he first walked into Mistress Victoria's dungeon, he was a complete novice and had never been topped... yet.

3. They topped off their evening with a nice creampie dessert for the lucky bottom.
by JamieCurious July 3, 2009
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topped

To have had one's breasts fondled. Past participle (and most common form) of top
"I've been topped before"
by Thê Ãtømï¢ Þhrêäk December 25, 2004
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Topple

To tilt so hard that you can no longer continue.
by ShardSLINGA December 9, 2012
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mountain topped

to be hit right on the very top of a nipple by a dart
Man, I was playing darts with the guys at the bar and one of my friends accidentally mountain topped some guy, he had to go to the hospital to get the dart removed
by ThatGentleman January 26, 2011
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