Wacking Off In My Tool Shed 

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

Hungarian Tool Shed 

When having anal sex with a woman, you stuff your testicles into her vagina-----thus putting all the tools away in the shed.

That girl is just begging for a Hungarian Tool Shed!

Hungarian Tool Shed by Spooge Newton October 6, 2011

Tool Sandwich 

One who is a social outcast, or a general worthless human being.

Drew made us drive him home again. He is such a Tool Sandwich.

Tool Sandwich by wolfioligy January 10, 2010

Tool Smoocher 

One who sucks dick with aplomb. Generally reserved for men who are behaving like bitches.

Man....if that guy climbs any farther up the bosses ass he's gonna get lost, He's such a fuckin tool smoocher.

Tool Smoocher by rooster14 August 19, 2008

tool snob 

A fan of the Los Angeles band Tool who takes an elitest mindset of the group, such as dismissing non-fans as "not understanding the music", or claiming detractors to be fans of death metal or black metal music. In forums and online encyclopedias, Tool snobs also deny/downplay the band's notorious influence in the nu-metal genre (according to his personal website, Fred Durst is one of many who claim Tool to be a prominent influence), and also sometimes accuse any comedian of being a rip-off of the late Bill Hicks (who Tool admires.)

TOOL SNOB: "Tool is the most progressive band I have heard in a long time. Yet I never heard of Porcupine Tree, Opeth, or Kotipelto. Are they just the same old death metal bands?"

TOOL SNOB: "You just don't understand their music. Listen to it again. This stuff is deep, like my joint."

tool snob by saturn's son September 5, 2008

tool shame 

The act of shaming others for not using non-tool truck (ie Snap-On) tools. Usually done to justify the thousands of dollars the shamer has invested in his tools when in reality his are just as effective as the cheap tools

Shamer... Hey them there Harbor Freight sockets ain't as good my Snap-On ones

Shamee... pound sand jackass and stop tring to tool shame me.
.. at least mine costed $20 whereas yours cost $300

tool shame by Kram Larry October 26, 2022

tool shedding 

When the stock markets gets hit in your grill and you have no idea what the fukk is going on.

Lou was buying BHP in Australia and it was getting a tool shedding.

tool shedding by Jimaxgp January 22, 2008