Toiletlegs 

An old prostitute, who is found living on the street between partners. Basically, a toilet that walks.

I saw toiletlegs at the bus stop. Her boyfriend must have thrown her out, again.

Toiletlegs by TYMMCHN April 10, 2022

toiletainment 

magazines, books, crossword puzzles, and other hand-held electronic devices (e.g. yahtzee, gameboys, etc.) that are kept near the toilet for distraction, relaxation, and productivity purposes.

yelled from the john: "dude - bring me a mag or something! shit, how am i supposed to take a dump without any friggin' toiletainment?!"

yelled from the john: "alright kids - where did you put the yahtzee game? i told you that stays in the bathroom - it's toiletainment!"

toiletainment by Debbie D November 8, 2008

Toileting 

The act of shoving you're partners face into toilet water contaminated with mass amounts of diarrhea and piss.

Oh yeah, I just finished toileting.

Toileting by unncanny May 2, 2024

Skibidi Toileting 

The act of giving someone a swirlie to the point where their head is stuck inside of the toilet bowl while aggressively fucking them.

Guy 1: Dude, never watch skibidi toilet while high. I hallucinated that I was getting a skibidi toileting by my roommate when I went to the bathroom!
Guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you

Skibidi Toileting by sigmatoilet99 May 8, 2024

toilling 

A portmanteau of the words toilet and scrolling to indicate scrolling while on the toilet.

Every day I'm toilling.

toilling by Ken Mo April 14, 2023