ass like a toilet 

The Process of getting/obtaining ass (Sexual relations)

You know what? Tom sure does get more ass then a Toilet.

ass like a toilet by Pic0o April 7, 2004

Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch 

I hate him

Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!

Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch by Turf A January 12, 2023

see more ass than a toilet seat 

for a man to to be sexually promiscuous (for the equivalent used of a women look up see more pricks than a dart board)

He may see more ass than a toilet seat but he never had a drink.

see more ass than a toilet seat by The Return Light Joker January 26, 2010

Toilet Asshole 

An inconsiderate public toilet user who shows zero toilet etiquette, such as not flushing the toilet after peeing or pooping; throwing cigarette butts inside the urinal; trying to flush a sanitary pad; taking the toilet roll home; and not cleaning hands before leaving the premises.

Two polytechnic lecturers had their hopes dashed when they’re denied a research grant that would have allowed them to investigate what proportion of male and female users in Singapore are toilet assholes.

Toilet Asshole by MathPlus November 8, 2020

assassinate the toilet 

The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.

What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.

man #1: Dude I have to go assassinate the toilet.
man #2: Ill call the plumber.

assassinate the toilet by Reaper118us March 19, 2010