Left

What your dad did when he saw you being birthed.

Yeah, my dad left me.

by Sir Dr. Shitface December 24, 2018

The Left

a group of people who want to take away your penis

Oh no! The left is going to steal my penis and put it in the post-modern neo-Marxist museum!

by anonym0u$e November 28, 2022

left it

The ancient art of excreting solid waste and then leaving the toilet unflushed.
Upon discovery by the next user, they note that previous occupant 'left it'

Awwww damn! Who left it? This thing is almost a foot long! Dude! You reek!

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 04, 2005

left

the opposite of right

by Yellow Dart June 03, 2003

Left

Left is the opposite of right.

Left must be wrong, right?

by TJAuto December 13, 2010

left

<--- that way. it's that simple, folks.

why do you want to look 'left' up in the first place? 'tard.

by AaronB April 05, 2007

left

The hand that never gets laid.

I'm ambidexterous, so I let lefty whack it for a change. He hardly ever gets laid.

by stimpy October 16, 2003