Tinder

Dating app. Tinder is the McDonalds for sex.

Nah, she's not my girlfriend, she's just a Tinder.

by Shakk September 19, 2013

tinderitis

(n) the harmful side effect of incessant use of the smartphone app - Tinder. Often diagnosed by a flat battery, blowing your data allowance or a ruined index finger or thumb tendon.

Had to give up my smartphone this month. Got tinderitis in my finger from too much swiping looking for birds.

by DrTinderbox October 04, 2013

Tinder

A popular dating app for college students used on iphones and androids. In which you select individual based on your attractiveness to said individual and an individual brief statement. Its pretty much the most shallow thing in the world.

question:
"How can I creep on girls on my phone?"
Answer
"Tinder"

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by SweetDickTony April 11, 2014

tinder

The easiest way to get a quick root, with minimal interaction and no communication after coitus.

Rob: What was the name of the tinder girl you just rooted?
Peter: I have no fucking clue.

by nfhisdkdh May 27, 2014

Tinder

An app for the perpetually single pool of people that are either undatable, crazy, fat, ugly, promiscuous, or any of the other usual types that frequent online dating. Typically if they're on Tinder...there's a reason they're on there...because either anyone who knows them in real life knows they're a train wreck or isn't standing 6 inches away from them and can see how fat they actually are. A truly 21st century way to meet some of the well known sluts and derelicts in your area that everyone else knows to stay far away from.

Tom: How was your date with that girl you met on Tinder?
Fred: Alright…she insisted I meet her parents after the date but at least I got a blow job.

Stacy: So what was that guy you met on Tinder like?
Caroline: Not bad, until I went on his FB and found out he had a girlfriend.

Todd: Yo..you bang that Tinder skank...?
Chris: Yeah...it burns when I pee now...

by CapnToadie February 13, 2015

Tindering

Using Tinder.

Looking for a match (date).

"I was tindering during class because the lecture was boring."

by Alekschkadua May 01, 2014

Tinder

Basically an app where most of the guys looking to find a relationship can’t because 90% of the women are looking for sugar daddies or money handouts. If a man doesn’t cough up money the women get mad and ignore.

Hey man should I download Tinder if I want to find an unmaterialistoic girl? Answer: NO!

by TheRealProblem718 October 30, 2019