Thwomp

A particularly large or stout woman, especially one resembling your mother.

Mario:Mama Mia! Queen Bean looks like a fucking-a Thwomp!
Luigi:I agree! How did she get to be queen?
Mario:Hell if I fucking know!

by FMD8 April 01, 2021

Thwomp

The correct collective term for a group of gay men of a certain age comprising 3 or more members.
From the Super Mario enemy of the same name.

"I saw C--- walking down the street with a thwomp of moldering old queens hanging on. That guy'll do anything for coke."

by King of the Fist Me! Fist Me! Cystic Acne! October 24, 2007

thwomping

driving around in youre car blasting loud ass music with hella bitches

i was thwomping last night and this chick got completely naked!

by crazynicka October 03, 2010

Thwomp

To skool someones ass, especially in volleyball

I Thwomped Jordan in volleyball

by Willismyname November 04, 2010

dick thwomp

When a chubbed penis is dropped on another person's head and left there. Like the Thwomp from Mario 64.

James was sleeping peacefully until Dylan snuck in and dick thwomped his forehead.

by dylpaul October 14, 2015

Thwomp Hammer

The girl performing the handjob proceeds to hold the penis only showing the head and proceeds to hammer the head with her other hand angrily, like the thwomp in Super Mario Bros. Thwomp hammers are common after the one receiving what appears to be a bad handjob criticizes her technique, leading to the painful act and loss of manhood.

guy 1: "I was getting a handjob from this girl and I tried to give her pointers. I don't know why, but she punched my dick so hard why did she do that!?"

guy 2: "Dude, she gave you the thwomp hammer!"

by TheRoommate207 October 30, 2011

ass thwomp

Its a motion one makes with ones ass you gat get yo wide ass thowpin its a motion

ass thwomp baby booty bustin out of yo back pocket.

this girl was ass thwoping last night

by Ueorge December 07, 2004