Rocky Balboa Thunder Punch

When you are having sex with a chick and you mouth-fuck her till you spew then punch her in the face afterwards causing her to spit the jizz everywhere, ie, like Rocky Balboa getting punched.

I love my girlfriend, I gave her three rocky balboa thunder punches and she still wanted to eat my dick.

by Poondog69 May 1, 2011

Thundapunch

The act of sucker punching a deserving female right in the cooter while shouting "Thundapunch!". Usually the retaliation of a tipper, and or titty twister, but often used just for fun.

Guy: That trick was talkin slick so i thundapunched her ass.
Dude: Nice! Bust them ovaries!

by JarryGones December 9, 2008

Thunder Punch

A fucking MAGICAL drink created by Justin L. Only available at Taco Bell. You know its Thunder Punch when its a clear-ish grey. It taste like fucking Jesus.

RECIPE:

- 2/5 Sierra Mist
- 2/5 Baja Blast Mountain Dew
- 1/5 Pink Lemonade

Justin: Hey, let's go to Taco Bell and get some fucking THUNDER PUNCH!
Devin: FUCK YEAH! I wanna fucking Thunder Punch a baby! Then fuck its mom's brains out!
Justin: Fuck Yeah! Let's go.
Bill Clinton: Drink Thunder Punch! It's fucking delicious!

by yetifreak June 17, 2009

Thunder punch

A type of punch Bruce Lee invented usually reserved for the lower extremities of a man -- the junk.

Ex A.
Dude, you are being an ass, I'm totally going to thunder punch you in the junk.

Ex B.
Zombie Bruce Lee: Hyahhhhh!!!!11!!!1 (punch)

Me: Fuck, Bruce Lee's motherfucking zombie just gave me the thunder punch. Now I have ball hurt.

by Bubalzibubba March 20, 2008

Thunder Punch

A variation of the back hand Pimp Slap , but used with a closed fist with less finesse more brute force.

thu thu thu thunnnnnder punch !
The sound which one hears before getting thunder punched.

My broad dont be listening too well so i gotz to thunder punch her in the head to get her to obey !!

by Delgado November 17, 2005

Thunder Punch

Thunder Punch or Thunder Punching is a sexual act performed on a female. It is when you are doing a girl from behind (In the pussy or monkey of course)when all of a sudden you spit on the girl's back. You quickly pull out, and Punch your fist into the girl's pussy and yell "THUNDER PUNCH". Then continue with the pounding.

"Hey Danny, I thunder punched this girl's monkey like 5 times last night."

by jack 1214 April 28, 2008

thundermunch

A. A substitute for a curse word
B. Something to call a person you're mad at
C. Destructo Jones

Destructo Jones is a thundermunch

by briiiiiii&muffins August 1, 2007