Throckmorton

Your cousin, throckmorton

“hey you hear throckmorton is coming over?“
“our crazy cool goose chasing skate board ridin cousin!“

by Tingle me dingle July 11, 2023

Throckmorton

A man that likes to have lots of gay sex. Like A LOT of gay sex. He's so horny and deprived of women that he became gay just to get head.
The male version of Hoe for females.

James: Did you hear how Jack had that huge gay orgy last night?
Jayce: Yeah he was a total Throckmorton

by The word Professorional May 31, 2022

Throckmorton sign

If you break your hip your dong will always point to the side that is broken.

Tom wiped out shredding the gnar, his X-rays show his dong pointing left. Doc says the throckmorton sign never lies. It's l fractured left hip .

by Turd furgason January 30, 2014

throgmorten

an evil cat

my cat's name is Throgmorten. She is evil.

by ashes_fallen_angel June 8, 2003

throckmorton

n: invented by Sir Thomas Throckmorton after a series of pisswangle accidents in the 1870's in which gentlemens' nuts were crushed by the wangle rollers, this device allowed only the willy itself to be drawn through the rollers of the pisswangle thus sparing the nads.

Egad you swine! You've drawn my balls straight through the throckmorton!

by Nate December 17, 2004

Throckmorton

When you are about to bring a girl to your bedroon to have sex and you tell as many friends as possible to hide in your room to witness the event.

Hey....throckmorton in my room in 10 minutes...

by Juan Blanco July 12, 2003

Throckmorton Criteria

Based on the discredited medical terms "Throckmorton Sign " and "Anti-Throckmorton Sign," using Throckmorton Citeria basically means moving whichever way your johnson is pointed, i.e., on personal whim, or with baseless reasons.

Trump decided to re-open the US economic shutdown based on the Throckmorton Criteria.

by Meridienne April 11, 2020