Throckmorton 

When you are about to bring a girl to your bedroon to have sex and you tell as many friends as possible to hide in your room to witness the event.

Hey....throckmorton in my room in 10 minutes...

Throckmorton by Juan Blanco July 12, 2003

Throckmorton

Your cool skateboard cousin on a frictionless ramp

Throckmorton, your cool skateboard cousin has a child now.

Throckmorton by Ducki boi on Youtube March 2, 2026

Throckmorton sign 

If you break your hip your dong will always point to the side that is broken.

Tom wiped out shredding the gnar, his X-rays show his dong pointing left. Doc says the throckmorton sign never lies. It's l fractured left hip .

Throckmorton sign by Turd furgason January 30, 2014

Throckmorton Criteria

Based on the discredited medical terms "Throckmorton Sign " and "Anti-Throckmorton Sign," using Throckmorton Citeria basically means moving whichever way your johnson is pointed, i.e., on personal whim, or with baseless reasons.

Trump decided to re-open the US economic shutdown based on the Throckmorton Criteria.

Throckmorton Criteria by Meridienne April 11, 2020

My cousin Throckmorton 

The coolest motherfucker in the world

Me: Duuuuuuuuude my cousin throckmorton you shredded that skate park last night mannnnnn
My cousin throckmorton: wasn’t even that hard mannnn my saxophone kept me going mannnnnn

My cousin Throckmorton by Sumdum fuk April 28, 2020

Anti-Throckmorton Sign 

A now discarded term in medicine, in which the direction of th flaccid penis on Xray points away from the area of injury. If the reverse were true, it was referred to as the Throckmorton Sign. In other words, a 50/50 useless distinction.

"Anti-Throckmorton sign indicates fracture in the distal ulnar region of the left arm."

Anti-Throckmorton Sign by Meridienne April 11, 2020

Throck Morton Sign

A medical term used to describe the orientation, as seen on an Xray,of a man's penis with respect to his lower extremity injury. A positive Throck-Morton sign is when the penis points to the side of the injury.

Senior Doctor: Mr. Jones has a femur and tibial fracture of his right leg.

Intern: Incidentally, I note on the x-ray that was taken of his pelvis that his johnson is pointing to the right - the same side as his injuries.

Senior Doctor: That, my young man, is a positive Throck Morton Sign.

Intern: I have so much to learn!

Senior Doctor: Indeed you do, indeed you do.

Throck Morton Sign by RTA16 October 11, 2008