Throat GOAT

A hoe that gives brain so good it will make you temporarily retarded. As the name implies, the component most essential is the ability to be mercilessly throat fucked, but a true Throat GOAT will have mastered variation in tempo, tongue movement, ball play, and finally, the classic reach around.

"Why don't you leave that girl, she is terrible for you?"
"I know, but she is the Throat GOAT."

by LOG BOY October 10, 2022

Throat Goat

My Homie

My Homie Throat Goat

by MoneyMakeMoves June 28, 2021

Throat Goat

A professional meat slopper

Example 1: Dude Billie is the fuckin throat goat, i'm gettin the pussy next time, fuck it.

Example 2: Yo, Tommy Sucked off both me and Xavi this morning. He's a fuckin throat goat bro

by junglefever74 September 14, 2023

Throat Goat

Someone who are the greatest of all time at deep throat.

Person 1: I'm such I'm the greatest of all time at Deep Throat!
person 2: OMG RLLY!! CAN YOU SHOW ME?
Person 1: Okay Sure I'll show you that I am Throat Goat

by Thr0atG0at March 24, 2021

Throat goat

Someone who give the best Deep throat oral sex. Similar to how Coltons give oral sex a throat goat is on a whole other level

Damn babe you really are the throat goat

by Mop goon August 11, 2020

Throat goat

My girl friend is the ultimate throat goat ...

Get over here you little throat goat ...

by Crystaldawnspeed April 18, 2021

Throat Goat

A term for friends that tend to drink in big gulps and eat quickly or messily.

Ex.1
Brad: *drinks water hard*
Chad: "Damn Brad you're such a throat goat."
Brad: *chokes*

by BiscuitBits January 26, 2022