mongolian tree frog

When in a hot, humid, sweaty or tropical type climate, causing an unusually warm moist atmosphere in the crotchal region of a mans pants which creates a sticky suction type action of the penis and testicles to stick to one particular leg firmly like a tree frog.

Ie: My crotch was so sweaty after that motorcycle ride, I had a Mongolian tree frog to the right I had to pry off with a stick.

by P-Nut August 28, 2014

Tree Frog

Noun. A stunning, gorgeous individual on the exterior, who radiates an aura of confidence and extreme inner beauty as well. The individual is able to grasp anything thrown at them in life; thus being able to maintain a strong hold on what’s most important to them. They keep their cards close to them (suctioned cupped) and are very selective of those who they let hang around close to their branch. If you ever come across. A “Tree Frog” individual; make the most of every second. Being in their presence is enchanting and you will be craving for more time in their company. It’s important to note; they have an amazing soul, an incredible smile and their hugs are pretty sweet too.

You’re a Tree Frog.

by Prince Cepheus November 12, 2022

Tree frogging

When your balls stick to the side of your legs and you do that awkward walk to get them "UN-sticked".

Man school was so awkward, JD was tree frogging.

by Texas chili bowl giver May 20, 2014

tree froggin

Tree froggin is what happens to a male when his sack becomes stuck to the inner thigh due to sweat; usually the result of working out.

Man, my nuts are tree froggin my thigh like a sombitch.

by sacajawea's junk January 31, 2006

Siamese Tree Frog

When excessive heat, humidity and sweating cause both sides of the testicles to spread and stick to both legs . This is much like a standard Tree Frog in which the testicles stick to one leg or the other. However, a Siamese Tree Frog distinguishes itself by sticking to both legs simultaneously. This typically occurs - but is not limited to - seated or prone positions. See also Tree Frog.

Brian: Damn son, it's hotter than Hades out here.
Joe: I know man, I'm Siamese Tree Froggin' like sonuvabitch.

by TacomaBeags October 2, 2017

tree froggin

when your balls stick to your thighs as a result of ballsweat.

When my wife bitches about me "adjusting" my junk in public, I try to explain I'm just "tree froggin" it.

by Raiderryan January 19, 2009

you can't get there from here

1. The place is remote and the route is hard to describe

2. the problem cannot be solved.

I'll say you can't get there from here. Let's just leave it at that.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2010