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Man Thong Syndrome

When a male acts in a manor which may be perceived as gay only because a women is not around. The affected individual acts as such do to high testosterone levels which make the male want to do gay things such as; whipping his balls out, humping, gay suggestive gestures(verbally), and for instance wearing Man Thongs amongst men.
Matt winked at a guy today.

Matt said he'd tap a guy who was playing Beer Bong.

Matt got a boner in a room full of men.

Matt said he'd "tap that", to a guy in his dorm.

#Man Thong Syndrome
Matt secretly "likes" his roommate Justin.
by ABizzle49 December 7, 2010
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Alvaro Thing’s

It mean your doing that you don’t want to tell people that you are doing things.There not necessary bad things bad you just want to be sus for the sake of being sus and also you have to say it in third person like the rock
Yo what you doing
Alvaro:I’m doing alvaro thing’s
by Big daddy cholo April 16, 2021
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thong song

a song sung about a certain article of clothing in which a long string of clothe runs directly between the cheeks of one's butt butt butt and is VERY scandalous
"i think i'll sing it again she bang she bop bop, THONG SONG"
by malllllllllll June 23, 2006
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Thong scale

This scale allows you to judge a person's personality by the thong he or she is wearing. The scale is from 1 to 4. 4 being the most boring.

1. Traditional thong
2. Leather thong
3. Leopard thong
4. Borat leopard thong
Bob isn't coming to the party. He is wearing a Borat leopard thong.

Sally went home after seeing Cory making out with her mom's sister. Sally is wearing a leopard thong.

Nathan wrote a poem about a flower he saw the other day. Nathan is definetly a 2 on the thong scale and is wearing a leather thong.
by Leather Beast December 14, 2007
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Man Thong Syndrome

Due to excessively high testosterone levels, a man with this syndrome will act in a gay manner when there are no females present. In other words, they are extremely horny... all the time. For example, suggestive comments or gestures, humping, wearing man thongs amongst men, winking at other men, caressing another man's body, and excessive physical contact are all symptoms of the "Man Thong Syndrome." These dudes ARE NOT GAY, they just require massive amounts of sex, ass, vagina, or anything else they can get.
by SquintsMcgee December 9, 2010
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Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS)

The annoying discomfort resulting from your thong rubbing your booty the wrong way.
Lisa: “You don’t look happy, what’s wrong?.”

Cynthia: “I bought this lace-trimmed thong because it was really cute, but it’s giving me a terrible case of Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS).”
by kraftgirl September 30, 2009
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Thong Shot

Push a females underwear to the side then proceed to have sex, while leaving the underwear left on the side of her clam region, this is useful for quick on the go sexual intercourse skipping the step of removing the undergarments.
I hit Brittany with the thong shot last night and she was very impressed
by Odellshitchestbeckham December 11, 2020
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