Third Party Jinx

When you jinx both parties that say the same word or phrase at the same time despite not saying that word or phrase yourself.

Neither of them can talk, they got the Third Party Jinx

by Xoolig October 5, 2018

third party laugh

when two people are just quietly enjoying a good laugh and a third person comes into the equation displaying their satisfaction with the joke. a joke that just wasn't meant to be for them.

Elton Chigumbura: and then i said alright i'll do it but i'm not going to enjoy it

George Dockrell: that's what your sister said to me last night

Elton Chigumbura:George Dockrell: ahaahhahhahhahahah

Eric Szwarczynski: *walks in quietly wondering what all the commotions about*
AHAHAHHA fuck that's a good one AHAHAHA HOO HOO HHAA
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Elton Chigumbura: *giving eric a dirty look*
George Dockrell: piss off eric go bang ariel, we don't want your third party laugh here.
Elton Chigumbura: haha good one George

George Dockrell: *gives Elton dirty look* what you laughing at kent?

by finn+maeve=sir duffington May 1, 2010

Third Parent

Legeslation or laws placing restrictions on people under 18.

Raising the Driving age to 18 is third parent Legeslatin

by Shane Scott June 26, 2008

Third Person Shooter

Its where you can see the person, from behind them.

Socom I,II and Splinter Cell they are both Third person shooters

by XII DesTinY July 17, 2005

third prize

A pink slip. Layoff. Fired. Termination of employment.

...We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody wanna see second prize?? Second prize is a set of steak knives. third prize is you're fired! - Blake (Alec Baldwin ), Glengarry Glen Ross

by thirdprize November 17, 2011

third page of google

something that is outrageous, idiotic, or unbelievable

That opinion about not getting vaccinations is third page of Google stupid!

by KJW388 May 28, 2018

Third Party

A party in the United States to vote for when both the Republican and Democrats have Elitist Puppet candidates that thrive to the same exact politices. Usually never wins a presidential election, only once in the 1800s. In the 1990s, one several Gubernational Govenor elections when a few Independent Party candidates won title as govenor. Also, the Libertarians that are considered a Third Party are the only Third Party to win an Electoral Vote when one female candidate recieved enough votes to take one of the Electoral Vote. Third Parties include the Libertarians, Constitutionals (usually just referred to as Constitution), Socialists Party USA (recieved only 6,000 votes in all elections put together), Green, Independent, American Socialists Party (different than Socialists Party USA), etc. But still, they have less chances of winning a presidential election than Justin Bieber hitting puberty.

Michael: Aw, man, Shit Romney has won the GOP Nomination, Obama and Romney are both fascists puppets. Shit Romney is just a Republican version of Obama, they both will turn the USA into a Fascist Police State.

Some Random Dude: Then just vote Third Party.

Michael: Ok.

*Final Results for Elections*

Republicans: 278 Electoral Votes

Democrats: 268 Electoral Votes

Third Party (All combined) : -5 Electoral Votes

Michael: -_-

by TrollingandPolitics1234 September 22, 2012