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ThinkPad

Looking at it from the lower end of ThinkPads, the most gigantic shit excuse for a computer you can currently find on the 1st world market. The computer will blue screen on you eventually, structurally this thing is as reliable as a 2,000 foot cardboard tower. the main cause of my blue screen was a cracked hard drive when i dropped it 4 feet because of the searing pain you get after it powers up, however, on a positive side, if you lay down with it on you will become immune to BSDM wax torture. Also, think you can listen to music? think again, the sound system has such issue buffering the music it will freeze and become so choppy you can't even stand it. I would STRONGLY recommend spending your money on either a higher end ThinkPad or switching over to another brand.
I wrote this rant on my ThinkPad, the browser stopped responding 10 times while i was writting it, and odds are will crash in a few seconds if i dont speed up writing this.
by Major Shmoopy August 11, 2010
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IBM Thinkpad

A really shitty laptop produced in the 1990's. Usually only compatible with DOS and Internet Explorer 5, some people miraculously still use it today.

In general, its the definition of a shitty computer.
Guy 1: Man my computer is a piece of shit, takes 10 minutes to open my email.
Guy 2: Can't be as bad as an IBM Thinkpad
Guy 1: True that
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Thinkpad

Really Sexy laptop that has great build quality
How is your thinkpad not broken yet?
by Shoelace Stealer August 16, 2024
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ThinkPad

practically indestructible machines manufactured by Lenovo (IBM)
My work computer is a ThinkPad
by lyj August 20, 2024
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thinkpad

probably the best brand of laptops to ever exist, though Lenovo has been making some... more than odd decisions in the last five or ten years.
"my thinkpad t410 is like the most durable thing ever"
by Human-ish November 30, 2024
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