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Osama bin laden.
Any man of mohammedian descent who wishes ill on 'infidels' and urges other followers of islam to destroy (turbanate) the western society
At least the hook handed turbanator is rotting in Belmarsh. Shit all hope of catching the real Turbanator though
by daily mail reader (obviously) November 19, 2004
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The Great Tuban

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A name given by the two trumpets in a very special band to the singular tuba player. The great tuban is normally a girl with short hair and glasses who frequently runs out of breath. She is worshipped by all the sevies of the band and is funny and weird.

The Great Tuban is the highest member of the band, and is like the "god" of the band. However, the Tuban is not actually a god, therefore they are not immortal, but the Tuban has an immortal spirit. The Tuban is still a holy being, and plays more instruments then anyone in the band.

The Tuban is in an alliance with the Donald Trumpians. They are enemies with the Clarinets and the Alto saxaphones. The Flutes and Trombones of the band are nuetral as far as I know, and Percussion is also in alliance with the Tuban.

The Tuba is the most important instrument in the band, as it has to be the bottom of the sound pyramid holding the other instruments up. The Great Tuban is a very important person, but without the help of the other instruments and people in the band, they would not thrive.
Sevie: Hello the Great Tuban. Today we shall nuke the clarinets.

Great Tuban: Yes we shall MWAHAHHAHAHA
by PepsiRat#2 February 1, 2020
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The Wind Turbine is a sexual act where the female (or gay male) lays on the back and bends the ass upwards and at an angle. Using the legs and positioning them self like a tri-pod with there feet on the floor above their head.

The man then inserts his cock and in a smooth 1-2 step motion takes a spin on top like Wind Turbine blades spreading his arms and legs out as wide as he can!

If you can somehow get a run at it, this would be an historic achievement indeed!

Depending on the RPM attained, one could be breaking world records and not even know it!

I suggest an official RPM record be kept and people should begin turning in video submissions At Once!
Him: "Okay babe! Get Ready! We're gonna do The Wind Turbine" ***step-step-step-JUMP "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE, OHHHH YEAAAAAAA!"
Her: "New World Record here we come! ***Spinning "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
by ButtBiggals March 12, 2025
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The Colbert Wind Turbine

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The wind turbine at Key West High School that was named after Stephen Colbert. The naming was passed by unanimous vote from the Monroe County School Board after being proposed by Heindrek A., a senior at the school.

The turbine is part of the school's alternative energy program and is the southernmost turbine in the US. Both the turbine and the naming of the turbine have received national attention including a grant from HP, being covered on BusinessWeek.com, and other blogs, papers, etc. However, at this time, Stephen Colbert has not successfully been contacted about appearing at the 03/20/10 ribbon cutting ceremony.

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Holy kaw! Maybe the Colbert eagle will perch atop the Colbert Wind Turbine and peer up at the space station which holds the C.O.L.B.E.R.T. treadmill!!?!
by InsanitySektor February 10, 2010
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theurbandictionary

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You are looking at theurbandictionary.
by SLM2011 February 19, 2021
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TheUrbanDictionary

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A place full of trolls and idiots
Dude this starbucks is a TheUrbanDictionary!
by epicmanboy69420 January 31, 2021
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