Titties The Tortoise

A nickname for Ms. Hamster's pet. He always manages to escape his cage and climbs up trees, waiting to commit suicide by flipping upside down. When it's winter he goes brain dead until he somehow reincarnates himself when spring comes around.

I have got a pet here who loves sleeping.

It's a tortoise!
It's titties the tortoise!

by bryan's school account September 20, 2019

start the reactor titties

Breasts that slant towards each side with large brown nipples that talk to you when you suck on them. They are considered highly hallucinogenic and can cause you to think you're part of a conspiracy on Mars.

As i began to peer down her shirt noticed the possiblity that Jen might have "start the reactor titties."

by dogbert12 October 24, 2011

titties on the timeline

when girls post a frontal thirst trap on instagram, making it so your instagram timeline has titties on it.

in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.

A: yo check it out bro titties on the timeline
B: holy shit dude

by nolch32 September 2, 2020

Titties on the Glass

-exclamatory phrase
1) awesome; expressive of excitement
2) relating an event to the greatness of the image of breasts pressed up against glass
3) expansion of the acronym "TOTG"

Frank: Hey, Subway serves breakfast now.
Corey: Titties on the glass!

Joe: hey wnt to get sbwy tnght? lolz
Corey: totg!

by JFost December 14, 2010

The Goat's Titties

The Goat's Titties

Man, that weed was the goat's titties.

by Lè Beef August 21, 2018

25 titties on the dresser

An expression used to mean roughly that one has a lot of women at his disposal, mainly for sexual purposes. Probably derived from the DJ DMD song 25 lighters.

B - Yo Tyrone, you gettin' pussy nowadays?
T - Hell yeah, B. I got 25 titties on the dresser, yessir.

by Carl Mygind November 23, 2011

Titties to the dome

To consume an allotted portion of ecstasy to one's self, or one's "head", thus giving it its name.

Guy: Need another roll?
Girl: Na, I'm rolling titties to the dome!

by DizzyBug September 25, 2011