The Ting

n.

A breakfast delicacy originating from Orange County, California comprised of a breakfast pastry (i.e. bagel, danish, or english muffin), cheese-covered scrambled eggs, and cream cheese. Optional are an assortment of breakfast meats including but not limited to: ham, sausage, bacon, new york strip steak, etc.)

"What was that amazing looking delicacy that Don ordered?"

"It looks like The Ting..."

"WOW!!!"

The Ting by D. S. Gray, Jr. February 9, 2010

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the ting goes skraa

The peek of poetry as we know it. Only the people who have dedicated their whole life to studying art can even begin to guess what it represents. Some of the most respected philosophers have studied and they can say its a real brainstormer.

Man1: Please, don't shoot! Have mercy.
Man2:The ting goes skraa. Pap pap pap ka ka skeebi be pop pop and a poo poo purr poom. Skee ya doo doo coo coo poom poom. Poom poom

Man1:*dies*
Man2: Ya done now

the ting goes skraa by Ting is a gun October 1, 2017

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the ting went

a phrase used by roadmen like biq shaq to describe the noise or how something happened

you so blud the ting went noice

the ting went by your mum gay lol November 2, 2017

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fuck the ting

1) a general expression of outrage and annoyance - originated during a game of hotel room basketball whereupon if a shot was missed the player who took the shot would generally shout FUCK THE TING as loud as he could.

2) Another expression for "allow that"

3) pseudonym for WHOAHHH

Upon missing a basketball shot - " FUCK THE TING MAN"

Suddenly realising that an outrageously banterful tour is coming to an end - "FUCK THE TING WERE GOING HOME"

eating some shit food - " Fuck the butters food ting"

FIT GIRL - "FUCK THE TINNGGGG :D"

fuck the ting by Cherryboy and the sawggerdons May 5, 2011