Spotted Dick

Genital Herpes (ouch!)

probably hurts alot to choke your spotted dick

by L_Z January 10, 2005

spotted dicke

Traditional English dessert, a custard-like pudding with raisins, currants, or other small bits of fruit

We ordered spotted dicke to accompany our tea

by Dutch baby January 28, 2014

Spotted Dick

Something Morgan Freeman has.

Spotted dick.. I thought that was something Morgan Freeman has.

by TheJockStrapStrangler August 8, 2016

Spotted pickle dick

A penis shaped in a pickle-like manner with herpes gerrymandering all over the surface.

Little did Hannah know, she had slobbered upon Gary's spotted pickle dick in the janitor's quarters.

by TrollN8R January 9, 2012

Dick Spot

somethings that lands in a water like substance

ahh.....dick spot :(...what are you doing in my cereal.*BAT*

by Squeky Clean April 24, 2005

Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding

A popular American desert with a 99% body of Bull Feaces! It also contains 1% of a blonde wig with orange dandruff on the side!

Mmmm.... My wife loves the Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding at the White House Bar and Cafe

by Darklord185 January 27, 2017

Spotted Dick

When you ram your cock up a woman's nostril until she uncontrollably sneezes on it

"omg man i just received a SPOTTED DICK from my girlfriend, my dick feels like a slug now"

by J3wish Man January 14, 2021