the shits

Brownish-red juice that shoots from the anal sphincter. Caused by Montezuma's Revenge, or other health issues.

The shits, Pissing out of my asshole.

by Chris Richardson August 20, 2007

The Shits

1. An adjective meaning awful, horrible, or the worst. The opposite of 'the shits' is 'the shit', used to describe something that rules or is generally really awesome. 'The shits' generally refers to something that sucks to just short of the greatest extent possible.

2. Another word for diarrhea. You get the shits when you eat something that makes your feces take on a primarily liquid form.

"Man, Weenus's breath is the shits. I can't believe I let him hiss right up my nose. It's so disgusting but I just can't stop."

"I sure wish I hadn't eaten all that rat shit. I think I'll have the shits for the rest of my miserable life..."

by American Jesus January 9, 2004

the shits

burning, explosive diarrhea.

I shouldn't have ate Indian food before i had anal sex. I had a bad case of the shits all over his peenieweenie!

by Nicolley August 2, 2006

The shits

Used with the verb "to have"

To be missing in action for an extended amount of time without explaining. Popularized by The Trooper.

Where is he? Does he have the shits?

by Numen March 8, 2007

the shits

Diarrhea with such a ferocity so you don't want to know about it.

After I ate my brothers old cookies, my ass switched to Defcon One at contact with the shits and I crapped myself while running down the stairs to the shit-station.

by Ali. S February 22, 2007

the shits

Australian slang for a state of profound unhappiness.

"you give me the shits", "i've got the shits", "that shits me", "that REALLY shits me", "you shit me", "it's really shitting me right now", "what a shitter", "i've had a shitter of a day".

by John Phillip July 31, 2006

the shits

soggy/lumpy substance passed through the arsehole pretty much always smells like a family of badgers have died up ur arse a month before release also see townie

damn i think that curry gave me the shits
look at those townie shits

by mark innit October 27, 2003