Sir Shitlicker

A hacky-sack carrying, baja wearing, long haired sketch ball, who enjoys sulking around town and golf courses while high, and mourning over the loss of his true love. Sir Shitlickers are not very smart people, and they may be completely oblivious to the fact that they are hurting the girl who has liked them all along. Sometimes they have been known to have no feelings, except for the girl who got away.

"wow that Brian's a real Sir Shitlicker." "I'll say, did you see him loitering in front of 7-11 yesterday? probably looking for Ash again."

by Amber Alloy January 05, 2010

shitlick

A type of exercise. In the instance where one person is ordered to do 30 'shitlicks', he must then drop on his/her back and crunch into his/her abdominal region as if performing self-fellatio on their 'asshole'. The unwavering rule of the shitlick is not take any regular breaths and presumably take on no tangible form.

The idea came from Nova Scotia in the late 1800's when New Zealanders took to the seas and had to thwart off the the local fisherman to monopolize the agricultural industry, thus winning the Cold War.

me: yo
friend: i just got done working out lol
me: OH WOW
you work out or something
lets go idiot
right now
give me 30
shitlicks

by Lussypips July 17, 2018

Shitlick

When your dog eats his own shit, and then kisses you getting it all over you.

His dog gave me a shitlick..

by Your Gays June 30, 2020

Shitlicker

A person who has a shit taste in multiple subjects and doesnt know what's good

Person- Dude minecraft is getting this kick ass upda...

The shitlicker- Idgaf about minecraft fortnite is way better

Person- Stfu shitlicker your opinions dont matter

by Straight facts46290 February 14, 2020

shitlicker

An apologist for and advocate of extremely lenient treatment of criminals, homeless drug addicts, and others who contribute nothing of value to society but actively make it worse

Since the shitlickers on the city council passed a law decriminalizing shoplifting, losses due to theft have increased 70%.

by b__b August 13, 2023

Shitlicker

Those mother fuckers who wear face masks.

Look at those shitlickers in their face masks scared of a virus.

by Freedom Face November 30, 2020

Shitlicker

The organism that seems to be consuming the solid form known ass shit, the organism also has what people call a shitty name

Joe: mhmm this shit bussin 🚌

Stranger: your a Shitlicker, and your name is straight up trash 🗑

by Foaliey September 11, 2021