Screen Saver

An office phenomenon in which a colleague, tired from boredom, sleep deprivation, or partying, is fighting the urge to fall asleep in a multi hour review meeting. The eyes shut for brief seconds and then half open as the victim is hanging on to the last thread of alertness.
After hour two of the weekly operations review meeting, Ed was observed going into screen saver mode. His colleagues enjoyed watching his battle with consciousness.
by schlem November 10, 2009
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The Screen Savers

A show on former techtv that has been ruined by the firing of all the remaining cast members exept Kevin.
Did you watch TSS last night?

Fuck no! I'd rather eat donkey shit for 48 hours straight!
by KillaKev November 26, 2004
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The Screen Savers

Tech TV show for people who would never pass as techies.

They teach idiots how to cut and paste. Sometimes, they tell you how to do something wild, like change your video card . . . then forget to mention voltages.

Then, they encourage the stupid to try bigger things themselves, thus drumming up business for computer shops.

TechTV is for people who can't handle a soldering iron.
I was watching The Screen Savers, and they showed me how to attached multiple JPEGs.
by Huhk February 20, 2004
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screen saver sex

Sexual acts so powerful they cancel the screen saver mode on a computer at least one room over.
Mary: Did you hear us having sex last night?

Tibor: Hear you? You two knocked off the screen saver on my computer!

Mary: Screen saver sex for the win!
by Herbal Klimt March 18, 2011
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when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible
Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES
by Stickboi__ March 09, 2023
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