Does the Pope shit in the woods? 

Does the Pope shit in the woods? An expression derived from the conjugation of two well known expressions that simply mean "obviously". The two expressions are "does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

Q. Hi babe, do you want me to pick up some wine for diner?"
A. "Does the Pope shit in the woods?!"

Does the Pope shit in the woods? by Dr Yaj May 26, 2021

does the pope shit in a funny hat? 

An answer to a question with an obvious yes.

It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?

does the pope shit in a funny hat? by ana von hindenburg February 26, 2011

Does the Pope shit in the woods. 

A sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious yes. Referenced in The Big Lebowski. The reversal of the two words makes the phrase hilarious.

Oh, and I'm not Catholic... but I'm high.

"Does the Pope shit in the woods." or "Does a bear wear a funny hat?" are both examples of phrases to use to be like the dude.

Does the Pope shit in the woods. by i3ff November 6, 2008

Does the Pope shit in the woods? 

Another answer for the obvious, "Obviously." Made famous by Steve Martin in his "Wild and Crazy Guy" hit record from the seventies.

In Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up. You learn the important religious questions, 'Does the Pope shit in the woods?'

Does the Pope shit in the woods? by DCD$ November 22, 2010

Does the Pope shit in the woods? 

This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

By the way, I'm Catholic.

Do I want an Abita Turbo Dog? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Does the Pope shit in the woods? by eViL pOp TaRt April 7, 2006

Does the Pope shit in the woods? 

Phrase used to answer a question that has an obvious "yes" or "no" answer. Made famous by Carl Johnson (CJ) of GTA: San Andreas.

Caesar: You wanna make some money?

CJ: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Caesar: Why you keep askin' me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

Does the Pope shit in the woods? by Fünky Füror April 17, 2010

The Pope says hello 

Used to express criticism or disregard, aimed at the ultra-religious (see bible thumper) more specifically at extreme views from obscure Protestant sects. Usually said with compassion but can also be derogatory. See piss off

Them: We dont need to care for the world, Jesus will save us before anything bad happens

You: Science shows the way we have been living is unsustainable and we need to change that to survive. Even your own Holy Book tells you take care of the planet, so I'm just gunna assume you lost a few screws in your head. Please get some help. Oh and BTW the Pope says hello.

The Pope says hello by Treml May 27, 2020